You’d think brainless bully Marjorie Taylor Greene would have learned her lesson by now.
But Jasmine Crockett has been getting all this press and adoration for her contributions to the Oversight Committee, see? Meanwhile, Greene doesn’t even garner the respect of her fellow MAGAs anymore. So, I guess it was inevitable that the Day 3 Pardon Seeker was going to finally lose her mind over the well-liked, pretty, stylish, Black lawyer lady simply pointing out the irrelevance of her remarks.
And because she has no impulse control, Moscow Marge immediately tried to attack Jasmine personally, “I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading.” And because he has no control over his committee whatsoever, along with being perpetually terrified of a weaponized MAGAville ousting him from his seat, Comer let the Crossfit Cosplayer get away with it.
But our Jasmine did not show up to play. Nor does she take attacks lying down. So, she decided to request a clarification from the cowardly Chairman after he ruled that the Trashy Traitor’s remarks weren’t in violation of the rules. “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling,” Crockett began, “if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
And so now all hell has now broken loose because 6B has no comeback that will ever remove the utter perfection of that burn.
Seriously. I’ve seen people who have no interest in politics suddenly sit up and pay attention. They’re making “Jasmine for POTUS” memes. If the DNC has any sense at all, they’ll keep Jasmine out there on the campaign trail all summer.
Petty? Absolutely. Effective? You’d best believe it. There’s a reason “Puppy Killer” stuck when all the other heinous things Kristi Noem had done barely got a yawn out of corporate media. If this is how we survive until November, I’m all in.
#StayWoke fam.