Overview:
The Trump administration's failure to deliver on their promises and policies is becoming apparent, with a lack of evidence of the millions of undocumented immigrants they claimed to have, a failed DOGE program, and a Defense Secretary who has blabbed confidential information and lost multiple jets. The administration's inability to enact legislation, the failure of the Secretary of DHS to understand the laws surrounding habeas corpus, and the lack of accomplishments by the administration's members are also contributing to their lack of accomplishments.
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. This administration was supposed to be the ultimate “own the libs” term. This MAGA administration was going to show everyone who was boss. Those who weren’t on board could go kick rocks.
Step one: Going Full Racist
All America had to do was sit back and watch. But first, they decided that they needed to rid the federal government of all prominent Black people. From high-ranking Generals to Agency heads with decades of experience and service, they would all have to go. But we weren’t to worry. There were plenty of unqualified white folks around to take those jobs. Everything would be A-OK.
Newsflash: Everything has not been okay.
One of the first signs that things were off the rails is when the administration began screwing over their own constituent base. Whether it was leaving farmers stranded with crops they couldn’t sell once USAID was decimated, or firing MAGAs en masse who happened to work for the federal government, or telling both Arkansas and Missouri to get bent after the latest natural disasters struck their states, or all those planes falling out of the sky, or whatever is going on in Newark Airport right now — one thing is clear: this cabinet is a hot mess.
The Non-DEI Failures Stack Up
So, unsurprisingly, when this administration announced that they were going to show us how to round up 10 million illegals…the world pretty much concluded that that quest would be a failure too.
For one, they had played fast and loose with the number of actual undocumented immigrants in the country. MAGAs had so much fun during the Biden-Harris administration. They used every border crossing caught on film at Eagle Pass to promote the lie that we were being invaded by, like, eleventy-billion immigrants, daily. And that these immigrants were ravenous and all on the hunt to rape and murder “innocent” white folks.
Yet when one went looking for these “occupied” towns, nobody could find any. Look, even one million is a lot of people. There were some MAGAs claiming that as many as 20 million people crossed the border during the Biden-Harris administration. Only to leave no trace of their existence. Anywhere.
Even Abbott couldn’t find more than 100,000 people to bus around the country. And every single one of them had permission to be here. In other words, they were all legal. Which is undoubtedly why he shifted his attention to putting killing machines in the Rio Grande. Because it’s pretty hard to justify spending $11 billion on bus tickets.
But this is what happens when you craft policy based on lies. It simply can’t be delivered on. Even when you’re so craven as to pick up citizens to pad the numbers of ICE’s failure.
The Undeniable DOGE Disaster
Then there was the lie that there were trillions of dollars of bloat that required a DOGE. That number alone was the first clue that DOGE was a scam. The second clue is that we were talking about the same federal government that Republicans had systematically gone out of their way to underfund since the Reagan era. The pattern wasn’t even hidden. Pass a tax cut, cut programs, then peddle the excuse that there simply wasn’t any money around for “wasteful” ventures like feeding poor kids in the summer.
And the cherry-picking… Endlessly having the world’s dumbest people constantly declaring that every research project they didn’t understand was a “waste of money” is exhausting. Especially when they’re also constantly unwilling to fund research everyone could understand, for example, anything to do with studying gun violence.
So naturally, DOGE was a failure too.
Stomp a Rake Here, Stomp a Rake There
However, if there is one this administration has excelled at, it’s rake-stomping. Because merely stepping on rakes isn’t good enough for these losers. Every cabinet pick has been an utter disaster at the job. Now, they’re running around and putting 22-year-olds in charge of whole federal departments (allegedly temporarily) because nobody old enough to have common sense wants to work for the lunatics. Who can blame them? It’s obviously a prison sentence-in-waiting. Namely because their bosses get so easily triggered (Fox News will do that to a person).
Look at the DOD. It’s been less than six months and the extremist group-tattooed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has blabbed confidential information all over the place, lost multiple jets off multiple carriers, and now, deployed Marines to Los Angeles.
Meanwhile, the cosplaying Secretary of DHS Kristi Noem, who finally toned down the act after posing with a firearm pointed at a LEO, still managed to embarrass herself before Congress. How, you ask? She did not know the laws surrounding habeas corpus even as she sneeringly delights in dumping people off in various prisons all over the world. The fact that Kilmer Abrego Garcia is back in the USA is evidence of the sheer extent of her failure.
When Losers Play Games, Losses Get Real
The White House is at a loss. When you add in the tariffs fiasco, anything RFK, Jr. does in public, Qatar outing how Trump begged them for the plane, the lack of trade deals signed by President “TACO,” the inability of the US to control Putin’s (or Netanyahu’s) killing sprees in any way, his breakup with Elon and the growing hate for his budget bill, and it becomes clear why this White House is increasingly desperate for anything – ANYTHING – that could be called a “win.”
Trying to create an excuse to declare martial law in Los Angeles is just the latest rake. Instead of instilling fear in Californians, Trump has become even more despised. Now Hegseth is sitting before Congress refusing to answer questions about the $134 million the Pentagon estimates will be the cost of this latest made-for-TV stunt.
Worse, the clock is becoming a problem. Election season starts in another six months. Not only has the GOP-controlled Congress failed to enact anything, they’re literally posting excuses for not being competent enough to read legislation as the 6B’s Congresswoman from Georgia recently admitted.
In other words, MAGAs have nothing to show the American people that can even remotely be perceived as even mildly useful, let alone a win. Top to bottom, they are all a bunch of failures.